If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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