dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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