If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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