For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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