Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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