My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.