I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just threw up on my dentist
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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