he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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