Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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