He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We just shotgunned beers for America
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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