In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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