we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I forget how to act sober
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