Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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