I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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