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Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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