I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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