she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
