I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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