Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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