I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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