Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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