I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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