he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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