apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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