Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize