Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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