i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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