Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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