i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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