my mouth tastes like poor choices
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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