Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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