The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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