that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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