it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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