I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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