It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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