i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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