Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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