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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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