he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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