fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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