Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage