Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.