is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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