Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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