So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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