I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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