haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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