those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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