i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma