so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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