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Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(402): Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll http://tfl.nu/t4li

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how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

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how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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(401): how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much? (617): how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore? http://tfl.nu/k1y1

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Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.

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I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.

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(310): Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail. (310): I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore. http://tfl.nu/tf34

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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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(757): It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like http://tfl.nu/masc

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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am

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(360): there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am http://tfl.nu/on84

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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween

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(845): beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween http://tfl.nu/oes5

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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.

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(607): The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you. http://tfl.nu/2p1b

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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?

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(847): he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel? http://tfl.nu/aqse

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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!

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It is literally 8 in the morning.

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(402): NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!! (1-402): It is literally 8 in the morning. http://tfl.nu/koue

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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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(519): Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife. http://tfl.nu/uqm2

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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.

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(207): I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off. http://tfl.nu/j6re

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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there

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(570): I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there http://tfl.nu/1aoc

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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.

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(517): Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals. http://tfl.nu/q6vr

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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"

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(651): We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you" http://tfl.nu/qvid

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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.

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(832): I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway. http://tfl.nu/6mtf

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