when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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