he thought i was a dude.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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