Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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