I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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