We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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