It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I have already put on my inside pants.
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