ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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