Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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