Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
where am i from again
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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