i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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